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Sewing like any other craft is dear to those who are interested in it and it avails opportunities for some rib-cracking jokes and puns.
Source: Sewing Machine Talk
This goes on for a few days until the captain asks what’s up with his laughing. The monk says, “Oh, it’s nothing. As part of my spiritual journey I converse with my sewing supplies.”
“Oh, what do you guys talk about?”
“Usually jokes. However, I draw my personal line at religious jokes.”
The captain is dumbfounded, but lets him do his work in peace.
This goes on until one day, the sewing supplies run out so is replaced by the ones already in the submarine. Then, the captain suddenly hears a huge heated argument in the monk’s chamber! He rushes and sees the monk arguing with the brand-new sewing kit.
“What happened!?” asks the captain.
The monk replies: “It’s the damn sewing kit! The threads of this sub think they’re funny with their karma jokes!”
He’s in his hotel room sewing away and reading to hieroglyph book. He gets to the last page of the book and sees that the last symbol is scratched out of the book! In that very moment of mild frustration he accidentally sticks himself with the needle. He yells,
“Ouchie! I’m just mithing a thymbol!”
The director tells her to talk in private. When she comes up to him after the party, he tells her, “If you had taken a few pieces every now and then, you would have a sewing machine now.”
The woman answers, “I have taken a few pieces home, but I’m having trouble building a sewing machine out of them. I always end up building machine guns.
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